::Cough Cough::

The high today is 44 degrees, there's a tropical storm in Mobile, and I'm supposed to meet with the principal this afternoon. Therefore, I have determined that I am sick and will not be going to school. In Mobile, if I am sick, I log on to the computer, report my absence, and go back to bed.

Here, I call the school and explain to the receptionist, who transfers me to the student life office. I explain to them, and they transfer me to administration. I explain to them, and they say they are going to transfer me to the principal's secretary but then I'm pretty sure they disconnected me. At this point, I should probably have called back, but what are they going to do, fire me? A girl can dream.

And now I'm going back to bed. Have a great day!