Today's Adventure: Cyber-Stalking

Me: Hey, Stéphane, what's the new password to logon to the computer?

S: New password? I don't know, I have my own login. You don't?

M: No, they keep forgetting I work here.

S: (pointing to computer screen) Here, I've just been looking at your high school.

M: My-- huh? You mean Baker?

S: Yes, Baker, that's right. Come here, I'll show you what I did.

M: Uh... okay.

S: See, I went to Google and I put your name in--

M: (laughing awkwardly) Well, there's more than one of me--

S: I know, but see, I also put "French teacher" and then I found-- see, here's your school.

M: Well, actually that's my university but--

S: No, see, here on the alumni page it says "French teacher, Montgomery County."

M: Well, that's old. I haven't--

S: I know, so then I put "French teacher Alabama" and-- here, you see? Baker High School. And there's your picture. And the photo album of your class and your students.

M: Um, so... this is what you've been doing all day?

S: Yes well, you know, I thought it was interesting to see what your school looked like. Would you like to see a picture of your replacement?

M: NO. I mean, uh, I know what she looks like. We've met. Hey listen, this is... great and all but... I've really gotta run now. Greattalkingtoyoubye.